29 October 2014 Session

Josh was delayed at work, but managed to arrive in time for the big ritual on Liberty Island. Gaylord had done some research about Liberty Island. Apparently, it is available for weddings, but these are only allowed at night. One needs a minimum of 500 guests, and I think one is limited to an hour, though I'm not sure on that last point. The paperwork for the correct permits are handled for the couple, for free, as the wedding will be rather expensive to begin with.

So, Arthur contemplated asking Audrey Finch, his mortal enemy with whom he had a budding romance, to marry him.

Someone: Apparently, the correct forms are filled out in your heart.

Regardless, he wanted to make sure that they had the appropriate permits. Otherwise, they would be trespassing!

Jimmy: I would trespass to save the city.

Arthur: But are we saving the city if we're breaking the law?

Jimmy: Arthur, man, that's conflicted stuff that goes on in your brain.

Arthur / Gaylord: No, I have an even worse idea than that!

Rather than propose directly, what if Arthur got Audrey to come to the island and sort of, oh, tricked her into believing that she wasn't really getting married to him when she was?

Me: Ms. Piggy tried that on Kermit!

He did have an alternate plan, I think.

Arthur: Huge walls around Liberty Island -- it's either that or get married to her. (musing) I don't even know if she'd say yes.

Me: To the walls?

Arthur: To the wedding.

However, there was a saner way to get a permit for a ritual on Liberty Island. Arthur used his skill as a bureaucrat, with Bernard signing off on it, to say that Vic Nim needed to have a religious ceremony on Liberty Island, and that it would be at least 30 years before conditions were again right. Audrey tried to block this, but after last session's defeat, she was more hated than feared. Arthur now had the Advantage: I Have the Proper Permits.

He sent Audrey email asking if he could meet her on a personal matter. She replied that he could drop by basically when the work day ended. He showed up five minutes early and spent that time awkwardly, ah, admiring the, er, filing cabinets.

When Audrey was finished, he asked her out to dinner. He'd even brought her flowers, lilies, I think.

Audrey (boggled): Should I... put them... in water?

Arthur: I can make it into a corsage.

She agreed. He still insisted that it wasn't a date. (After all, we know he doesn't date vampires!)

Jimmy's Player: Wait, this is your second NotDate.

Kelly's Player: Traditionally, on the third NotDate, you have NotSex.

Kelly and Jimmy met with Jimmy's Uncle Bash, who gave Jimmy a hammer from the Winter Court as a token of the court lending him a Mantle: Emissary of the Winter Court, Weight Class 2. Jimmy would, of course, owe the court, and he and Bash spat to seal the deal.

Someone: Potion of Troll Spit.

Naturally, the restaurant where they were making this agreement is the one where Arthur took Audrey for some oysters and sparkling wine. Jimmy and Kelly stared, Jimmy rather worried that Audrey had used some vampire mojo on Arthur.

Jimmy: Doesn't he look kind of glassy eyed?

Kelly: Don't they -both- look kind of glassy eyed?

Gaylord wanted to upgrade the Budding Romance to Crazy Stupid Love. I thought that this was moving a bit too quickly, so I set a Difficulty of 8, which turned out to be way, way, too low. Gaylord had a 5 after rolling, plus he could invoke Budding Romance for free, so he only needed to Invoke one Aspect.

Did Arthur propose marriage --

What have you told Vic?

Nothing -- good luck! Bye!

I even took Pluto off.

Put it back on -- it's still a planet mystically -- symbolically.

Do we have to have tattoos on our butts?

I'm not having a tattoo on my butt.

Arthur puts the tattoo machine away.

Warding: DOES IT WORK VS HUMANS?

• Jimmy = Apple Jack? No, Pinkie Pie
• Kelly = Twilight Sparkle
• Kara = Rainbow Dash
• Vic = Fluttershy
• Arthur = Rarity
• Bernard = Apple Jack

Does Bernard's apartment have a hidden room?

No, this is still a New York apartment.

Because Kelly is Easily Flustered, she broke a flower pot, clear evidence of her presence.

Jimmy: We can't tell Arthur about any of this!

Arthur's Romantic Gesture: I know you like cuts, so here are some cuts for you.

It's like the mix tape of bureaucracy.

Invite to a ritual.

Audrey: Might I bring a couple of friends?

Arthur: I don't see why not.

Digression: Hocus Focus -> Avram's idea of James Bond Villain's Minions, with the tilt being "And the James Bond arrived..."

Reverend Willard, Unitarian City Chaplain

Jimmy (in blissful innocence): So, what are we gonna do if Audrey Finch shows up?

Mud wrestling

Jimmy: Hey, I could get a poo of mud going...

Kelly: You're going to video tape this and sell it on the internet?

Jimmy: No! Hey! That's a great idea!

Boris <- There's supposed to be some Babylonian mud wrestling on Statue of Liberty and cake will be served afterwards.

No one please use the cake in the fight!

How can you -not- use the cake?

V - 2, A - 1, Kl - 1 -- total of 4

Kara's Self Compel: I have him right where he wants me.

Overcome question: How to use with Weight Class? Rules don't let Kara sacrifice self to get Bernard out of the picture

Door to Valhalla

Compel and waste an action -- not able to make a roll. -Only- overcome and defend.

Overcome obstacle should be a gate to somewhere in Valhalla

Attacking ground

Jimmy: We're going to have to fix that!

Create advantage

Attack

B-WC5

+2 +2

Th Th

J -- WC2 +4 -> -2 WSan Not a lot of Psych here

J + K = WC3 Roll into K's role. K is Flashy -- tag Bernard's Anger. WC3 attack 5 vs Bernard's WC1 Defense 1. 2 diff illeg w/style

Can players use NPC's Weight Class debt?

2+1 -- you've been holding back!

Jimmy: Well, I didn't want to hurt him. He's my therapist!

Seize Control -> WC3 + 1 (2) = 4 vs 2 + 1 + 1 = 4 + 1 = 5

+2 +3 = 5 -> 7

-> 4 -> 6 -> Angry -> 8

Punch hole to Elsewhere -> Punch Him to Elsewhere

Arthur: As long as you -fix- this.

-> WC Attack 4: 4->2

-> WC Defense 5: -1 -> 1

Elsewhere you will go!

This is a historic monument! Don't hurt the grass!

Kara invoking Winter Court mantleness -- because it's a magical hammer

It can punch him through into Valhalla -- or Jotunland <- Arthur: This still does not solve any problems!

Kara goes through hole with him cuz it's cool.

Rainbow Bridge -- cuz it's cool.

Arthur: Guys, let's finish the ritual and have some cake.

Yes an apple

Arthur might not like that

Arthur: Oh, there's historic areas

• Vic: Ninkilim: NYC is Rat Friendly. Someone: That's no different.
• Jimmy: Winter Court: Frozen in Time -- some places can be, and that's okay
• Kara: Odin: Heroes in the Street? No, Lines in the Sand.
• Kelly: Changing Austerity Politics to Prosperity Politics -- Just a little twist to the apple: Mortality = "Eh, you can't take it with you."
• Arthur: Only in New York!

What? This is our third NotDate!

Jimmy owes House Raith

Arthur -> I think I'm finally over Kara -> I'm working things out with Audrey.

Audrey: What's. Your idea. Of a date?

Arthur (looking around): Pretty much this.

Kara: Mist? Mist?

Mist nuzzling Kelly.