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*Tuesday March 19 2013 is next session
*Thursday March 28, 2013 is next session.


==Players==
==Players==
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*[[Status Quo Aspects]]
*[[Status Quo Aspects]]
*[[Kerberos Club Aspects]]
*[[Kerberos Club Aspects]]
*[[Aspect Round Up]]
*[[Locations]]
*[[Locations]]
*[[Who's Who]]
*[[Who's Who]]
*[[Kerberos Session Summaries]]
*[[Kerberos Session Summaries]]
*[[Kerberos Fate Timeline]]
*[[Kerberos Fate Timeline]]
*[[Encyclopedia of Miscellaneous Information]]
*[[Character Limericks]]
*[[Between the Acts]]


==Meta==
==Meta==
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*[[Image:KerbFateTrappings.xls]] This has my list of which trappings go with which common skills, what the cost of each common skill is as a unique or strange skill, and various other useful bits of miscellaneous information.
*[[Image:KerbFateTrappings.xls]] This has my list of which trappings go with which common skills, what the cost of each common skill is as a unique or strange skill, and various other useful bits of miscellaneous information.


*Alice: 8 -- 6 or min
*Reginald: 6 -- 7
*Sophronia: 6 -- 6
*Victor: 8 -- 9
*Henry / Neville: 1
*Henry / Neville: 1
*Lord George Mace: 5 Fate points (aka 1 Refresh)
*Lord George Mace: 5 Fate points (aka 1 Refresh)
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*Martin: 1 Fate point. Aspect: That Looks Tasty!
*Martin: 1 Fate point. Aspect: That Looks Tasty!
*Anne: 1 Fate point
*Anne: 1 Fate point
*Lady Sage: 1 Fate point
*Lady Sage: 1 Fate point (likely has a second by now)
*Lord Winston Beauchamp: Either 1 or 2 Fate points depending on what one gives Compelled NPCs
*Lord Winston Beauchamp: Either 1 or 2 Fate points depending on what one gives Compelled NPCs
*Sir Daniel Fleming: 1 Fate point
*Dr. Butler: 1 Fate point


*John Murray fell off island and No One Could Have Survived That
==PC Fate Points==
*Lady Gladys Edeso and Miss Elizabeth Imrie dead near island's original location
==Opium and Whitechapel==
*Prince of Bosso-Kuni somewhere in Africa
V; 15
*Reverend James Park -- China
*Mr. John Gray -- Egypt
*Victor Keyhoe -- NYC
*Edward Wodehouse -- China
*Jacoby Weiss -- NYC
 
So now _you_ get to take your lover's attacks.
 
This I'm used to. (requesting scorpions)
 
I would prefer the two of you to have your fights out of the public eye.
 
Consequence: I Hate My Friends
 
Aspect: Vase of Ashes
 
Aspect: Flying Ghul Mummies!
 
How quickly can you collapse the temple?
 
Not as quickly as she can.
 
Mummies remain mummified even when they are immobilized.
 
But they were only my illusion, Victor! It was obvious.
 
Noxious substances in one's pocket
 
Oh that did happen! Well, now we're even. So, what are we going to do about those mummies.
 
Why would you want to hyp Victor?
 
When he becomes a power hungry meglamanical
 
how could you tell thedifferntce
 
he becomes slightly less annoying
 
he stops sayin should and starts saying shall
 
Sounds wet
 
Alice, can we put some kind of lock on victor's mind?
 
How about we put a lock on the door instead?
 
So I'm protecting him body and mind
 
I feel so manly
 
What, hiding under Alice's skirts?
 
Hey, they are very strong skirts.
 
Yes, they are.
 
So Victor has too many bas right now? I've lost track of how many bas he has. You're not making a very good sheep.
 
 
Aspect: Alice's Eyes Are Closed
 
Aspect: Giant Mf'g Snake In My Mf'g Temple
 
I'm ure that if you rubbed martain against my scales you cd build up a lovely static charge
 
we'll call that plan b
 
I'm never goingto get the stain out of these gloves
 
Just put it down
 
Statueof liberty
 
Do you think Khentykawes might be angry with us?
 
If you want to be Absolutely Safe, just kill Victor
 
And burn my heart
 
And burn his heart
 
Mind I don't endorse this plan
 
While Victor has the most atrocious history possible, I'm afraid we're just going to take him as he is.
 
And anyway myfather isn't atrocious in the slightest and that's all my history -- unless you count all of faerie.
 
I wonder if that could be your other parent -- did we ever find out who that was.
 
NO.
 
All right then.
 
Why not? All right I admit having a bunch of power hungry maniacs coming after me for my heart because they think it will resurrect a dead dark queen who will reward would be mildly inconvenient, but other than that I dont see the problem
 
Really victor, we scheduled Thursdays for that sort of thing. I Really don't want to take another day out of my schedule for that.
 
 
All right. First ordr of business: I need to get a new coat
 
I don't think you'll find one in the middle of the desert
 
Besides we have to fly to new york
 
SO we do
 
I can't believe that I'm suggesting the sensible course of action
 
Catch prhases a la DERPG
 
Can new martians disguise themselves as humans or faeries
 
We've never seen a new martian
 
One is probably a member of the ker club
 
We're seen what they claim they look like
 
If there's another one of these buried under ny... we need to good to ny
 
You mean before manhattan is excavatd
 
it sounds dirty
 
you live in london
 
it's completely different -- its filled with English
 
Oh for an american, lincoln is quite deboinnaire
 
No, he is a rather interesting specifimen even for an american
 
To be fair she said nothing about the babenga. they do not live in ny, taht I know of
 
Let's start with the Lip
 
Hey! The lip is very refined
 
I like the lip!
 
And his associates --
 
Some of them are very refined.
 
Is this the 1st time you've been outside of eng and france?
 
We went to ireland
 
So you did. Is this the first time you've been more than 500 miles outside of eng?
 
 
Bathing sounds terribly wet
 
no, I oil myself. It's not the same thing at all
 
If you pick up oil it's wet
 
No, it's oily
 
Two pieces of metal in oil rub against each other smoothly. 2 pces in water don't. Trust me on this. And metal covered in oil doesn't rust.
 
We are disccusing oil
 
And watter and slipperyness
 
So. We were going to fly an island!
 
To NY!
 
V: 6 -> 7
 
S: 6
 
A: 8
 
R: 5
 
I say we park it on Columbia and take the railway down from Harlem
 
Are you particularly unhappy with Columbia this week?
 
Mid Pennsylvannia
 
Why? There are people all over the Eastern Seaboard.
 
Bottom of the Atlantic?
 
So, gravity works faster for you
 
George Mace
 
Angelina Durless
 
Nina Hopkins
 
Deosa
 
Dr. Hollingsworth
 
You were a bad influence!
 
Always my dear. Those are the best sort.
 
I don't think that's a compliment.
 
Do you have an opera appropriate suit?
 
No!
 
My opera appropriate suits are really esy to pack
 
I am going to polish my hair
 
I want to fly over what will be central park to make sure no fairies
 
You can just telepath it -- who cares?
 
But letters!
 
Kristen gets it.
 
If nothing else, you can send urchins.
 
Urchinmail!
 
Everywhere's an exit when you have an alice
 
Giant stretches of wilderness have no business being near a city
 
The giant stretch of wilderness feels the same way about the city
 
Is he related to you? I've noticed everyone annoying is related to you.
 
So you are saying that we are left with the horrible choice of either allowing the New Martians to invade or damaging art?
 
Alice, how do you say "princess" in Martian?
 
It's a combination of the words ruler, beauty, and danger.
 
Danger is only in there as a side effect! It's a corruption!
 
Yes, it's a suffix. But, nevertheless, it is there.
 
How did he recognize you?
 
He's a peasant. She's a princess.
 
Or she can just deprive it of oxygen
 
That was my plan yes
 
Chemistry works
 
Actually i was planning to deprive it of air
 
Oxygen is more difficult?
 
Sorting the atoms one at a time
 
You have enough precision to do so?
 
With time, I can meditate
 
 
Barley and wheat
 
it was when i had more patience
 
It is a green crystal beacon that you could perhaps
 
Hulk Smash!
 
Are you really a full inch taller than sophronia in this form?
 
It's the inert remains of mutually annihilating light.
 
Yes!
 
That hurts my head so much.
 
Photographers club
 
Why the big flashing light cured his headache
 
So, who's the away team this time?
 
Shard of crystal
 
You want to give them harmless boring thin?gs?
 
Yes! Yes! That is correct! Funny that you should notice that! What is _wrong_ with you people?
 
Moderate consequence of concussed
 
You did not have to hit qute that hard. yes, you are forgiven. but you id not have to hit quite that hard
 
3 bulbs mirrors
 
I am inspired by the opera! also sneaking up on ascendant light bulbs
 
I really like the opera its a shaeme to do this but you know malum necessarium
 
I hear truth is found in the shaows....
 
OMG I hate these martians but that is not an aspect.
 
watch the thusands of pretty bridies
 
So we have never hd an uncon martian cultist to work on. Alice could you work on their minds.
 
one big and three small crystals
 
one old martian
 
two martian cultists
 
shard of first beacon for sidhe
 
S: 2 -> 5
V: 2 -> 7
R: 0 -> 5
A: 4 -> 8
 
Medical attention, yes.
 
 
Are you sure there will still be a house?
 
Of course there will! They've had plenty of time to rebuild it if they destroyed it.
 
 
Victor, do you have long heart to heart talks with _your_ family?
 
No.
 
 
I have reached a new agreement with Gregory, and her ladyship should know
 
Her ladyship doesn't know about the old arrangement
 
You could wait fifteen years until the heir to the babenga comes to visit
 
 
May I point out that none of you know the first thing abnout _Pennsingtons_
 
We've been there
 
We know you
 
We may nopt know the 4th thing about Ps. But we know the first
 
S: Yes, like where it is. I can point to it on a map
 
I can't believe I unmderstand this better than victor. Alice what havbe you done to my head?
 
Helped
 
Thank you
 
Why does she get all the credit
 
She startede earlier
 
S never lets me get into her head
 
A, I let you into my head all the time. And they you get it into trouble
 
I just want to see what's inside
 
Five martian crystals on an island full of new martian technology. There's no way this can possibly go wrong.
 
Three small and one large
 
Marcus G. Brooke aka The Old Martian
 
The inconsistencies are really quite clear when you stop to look at them./..
 
I did notice all of that, too. You're a better me than me!
 
It realy disappoints me that lies work better than truths...
 
Didn't we scream that at him at some point?
 
Still a lie
 
Some form of pointing ouyt
 
Your rationalization is at Godlike
 
So the thing that resonates with sopghronia is resonance
 
Amgelina is the least noble nobel other than you
 
Other than YOU
 
Oh that's right I'm noble, I keep forgetting that
 
I wonder why
 
We have left rather a trail of bodies behind us
 
Only... ONly... all right, we did leave quite a few, but the only one who was human was human was Murray
 
I don't think Murray is dead
 
Well, we know you can survive falling off an island
 
So, if you want to take over his mind and adujust
 
Oh please, that's boring. Also unethical
 
Also, my job
 
Yes, still unethical
 
No need to be redundant
 
So your idea that he had a nervous breakdown? It's true
 
I'm Psychic!
 
Right. Don't tell people the truth anymore. It doesn't work
 
A Clumsy Con performed at Mundane +3ish
 
Why is lying more efective than the truth
 
because people want the world to be a better place than it is
 
This may not be the berst example
 
Do we have a better example?
 
Not if we can help it
 
 
JJ Astor convinced double con
 
JJ Astor will bury Martian Opera
 
Jacoby is Getting Rest at Lincoln's
 
Keyhoe now realizxes the truth
 
Old Martian staying in NYC
 
Deosa? Stying in USA with job for Lincoln and stipend from R's 3 resources
 
Keyhoe? Coming home on island
 
Jacoby? Coming home on island
 
 
Josh: Better than to stay where Astor doesn't like him
 
So we traded Deosa for two ex cultists
 
Oh and I didn't get my coat. All I got was this evening ware.
 
Where do you park the island?
 
Alice: Obviously we park it in pennsington
 
R: We have a lake big enough
 
Emregency splash location wd be Irish Sea
 
Entire Pennsington village and manor there to greet you
 
Don't shoot! We're freindly
 
Oh don't be ridiculous, G. Of course we knew it was you
 
Did you hear that there was a flying island or just figure that that was the sort of thing G wd do?
 
The latter
 
Oh, I suppose that makes more sense
 
Coat
 
You're going to buy it off a rack?!
 
It must be nice to buy things off a rack.
 
Are you TRYING to keep my relatives from leveling up?
 
Yes I am
 
Leveling up means losing a bunch of NPCs
 
 
She is not saying did G write. She is saying did R write.
 
Did I think of that?
 
General consensus: I don't think you thought of that.
 
 
Letter from Alice to Winston
 
Letter from Sophronia to Talos
 
Dear Talos
 
Back in England here is all the things we did looking forward so much to seeing you sure you'll have made wonderful progress on becoming an even better person than befrore,
 
Love Sophronia
 
 
Subtext: Dear father, we are back in England, did some cool things, thank you for looking after TALOS, love Sohphonisa
 
We're really bad at communicating
 
Just like a regular daughter and father
 
Trans: BNe proud of me be proud of me be proud of me
 
Curled up invisible on shelf
 
Are you trying to listen too?
 
I don't see any reason to. Oh wait, truth is found in the shadows, dammit. And also curious about curiosities
 
And also we're just bad people
 
And I fully expect you to be
 
The first thing you need to know is that if you decide to exectue me, there will be witnesses. However, they won't all be sympathetic witnesses, so that won't do me any good.
 
Even q victoria makes a royal procession, Reginald!
 
I suppose I will have to take him as he is
 
Oh dear I really am the PH. At least I amn in love with a brazen lass.
 
We will be sure to do that!
 
I'm not invincible
 
Yes Alice, you're not invuln either
 
I'm in your heds listening to your conversations
 
He never did _propose_...
 
Is that a thing I can do?
 
Let's assume it is. Will you?
 
I think it would look imporper if I didn't at this stage? Oh god alice.
...
 
Let me rephrase. Do you _want_ to marry me?
 
That is a dif questions
 
Yes, yes it is.
 
But really do you think any priest is going to conesnt to marry a human man to a clockwork faerie
 
Yes
 
So you're going to talk at someone until he agrees
 
And at some point, I am going to have to tell my father
 
I am going to have to tell my father
 
But you know all our wedcding are going to be disasterours aqnd i don't want two monstrous things to trample all over everything at once....
 
Trouble at christening supposing there will be a c'g
 
just invite All of Them!
 
But I don't like some of them!
 
That's true of All C'gs!
 
But the Lady M will give her something awful even if do invite her!
 
 
Dear Sophronia,
 
I am glad you are back safely.
 
Your cousin,
Talos
 
We have to get back to London Right Now!
 
We'll take the train.
 
The Train is Slow!
 
It'll give her time to calm down.
 
W@hy does she to be calm.
 
Letter!
 
Carpenter to make a suite for Sophronia
 
Victor to london
 
Coat


Okay, it can't be that hard to find a giant freaking robot
S; 3 -> 6


Youd be surprised
R: 11


I believe my friends may have learned how to use sarcasm
A: 10


I don't know what you mean. I am completely calm and rational on this matter
==Gentrification and Brandy==


your tailor is talking to victor re coat apparently he is trying to get it tailored after all


oh good
R: 12


slightly green -- to hide better
V: 10->11


Did I mention this letter?
A: 12


A 6 -> 8
S: 7


R 7
==Alice's Dinner Party==
==Queen Victoria Goes to War with the Fae==


S 7
==Penultimate Session: Helping Alice Return==


V 10
==Notes from Ultimate Session to Date==

Latest revision as of 18:38, 17 June 2016


Players

World

Meta

  • Henry / Neville: 1
  • Lord George Mace: 5 Fate points (aka 1 Refresh)
  • Lady Angelina Durless: 1 Fate point
  • Martin: 1 Fate point. Aspect: That Looks Tasty!
  • Anne: 1 Fate point
  • Lady Sage: 1 Fate point (likely has a second by now)
  • Lord Winston Beauchamp: Either 1 or 2 Fate points depending on what one gives Compelled NPCs
  • Sir Daniel Fleming: 1 Fate point
  • Dr. Butler: 1 Fate point

PC Fate Points

Opium and Whitechapel

V; 15

S; 3 -> 6

R: 11

A: 10

Gentrification and Brandy

R: 12

V: 10->11

A: 12

S: 7

Alice's Dinner Party

Queen Victoria Goes to War with the Fae

Penultimate Session: Helping Alice Return

Notes from Ultimate Session to Date