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| *[[Encyclopedia of Miscellaneous Information]] | | *[[Encyclopedia of Miscellaneous Information]] |
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| ==PC Fate Points== | | ==PC Fate Points== |
| | | ==Opium and Whitechapel== |
| What is faerie doing in london?
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| That is what I mean to find ouyt
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| Telll \\the m this is wildly inapproprite
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| That is not indicatibe of whether one cqan or whetehr they are merely impuslive
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| Leon's apparently found a job as an esterior decorator
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| Youve been waiting months to say that havent you?
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| NMo, it just came to me now
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| When in doubt, get undressed
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| So if I were a fairy, I'd have an appointment like 10K year into the futrue so i could always say excuse me i have an appointment
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| And we have a faerie opium dealer to question
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| Talk to. QUestioning is hostile
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| Perhas hes just stupid
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| He's Not Many things and that is one of them.
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| Go, sleep! Sleep!
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| Iwasnt going to be around for over a year
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| Did you tell her that?
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| No.
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| I'll send her a letter
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| I'll tell her in person when I rescue her
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| He wouldnt put it past you
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| I wouldnt put it past me -- that's a great idea
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| It was rather delightful waking up and knowing that youd been there
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| We all have our own pecduliar morals
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| Reading peoples mails
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| WInding without permission
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| Lying about your provbisions
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| Can I get av raincheck on theck on rthe cthunderstor,m
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| He thinks theres a toff behind it all
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| Oh for freinds who wont throw other frined s ounder a bus
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| Did you want a kingdom?
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| No
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| Good
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| We have an army
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| Wer have a Talos
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| I hope he was no inebriated last night
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| Yes were in a room alone thats mean its full of servants
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| Aspet: By the way Mr. Knight sends his regards
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| Grab WInbston./..
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| Hire Victor Knight!
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| Or Lucius Moreland.
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| We're in extraordinary circumstances
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| Yes but I expected you to uproot a lampshade
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| I dont know how they do things on mars but where I come from proprieties are important
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| Primitive gods!
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| Appearances must be maintained
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| Giant clam
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| ZAone of giant snake protecting Victor and Alice inside the vclub
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| Dear its not my fault that your family finds me charming
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| Clink
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| QWell it is, except with you
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| 1. Do ity
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| 2. Do it better
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| 3. Find the boy
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| 4. Find a way to reverse it
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| 1. Figure out how it could be reversed
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| 2. Improve the process
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| 3. Make more devices
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| 4. Find the boy
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| He is not going to be smart enough to get to the edge
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| He is acting like prey
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| Victor: 10 points of This Is How Emile Would Think Under These Cricumstances
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| I see. He's not behaving like prey, he's behaving like an outclassed predator
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| Emile no sense of self preservations
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| Alice: Go East until you reach a lady and a tiger. Then go up until you see the time. Then gto toward the time untiol a quarter after, then look down.
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| Aka Enigmatic Advice.
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| Sophronia: This is how Fairy Labyrinths Work.
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| Martin is not a tiger
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| He's already a tiger
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| Don't let him hear you say that
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| He's a vbery good tomcat
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| Tioger
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| Black tiger with socks
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| Attic across the street from the churtch
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| Half sunken basement with baswement with exit
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| portion of town as quarter?
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| They cvan worry about whether he drinked the brandy himself
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| BREAK.
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| Do you really think anyone in my family needs more than ordinary brandy to act like a pompous overbearing megalomaniacal lord?
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| You know who he needs help from?
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| ALEC Campion
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| You all are terrible people and that's an awesome idea.
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| Talos cannot smash or even speak sternly to...
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| So sneak in and beat evberyone up is down to plan h
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| Well... it's more like plan c
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| Get emile captured as plan b
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| Go! Go -- if we're caught we don't want to know where you are.
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| Okay, so we're taking a fate point and going reconnoitering for the braNDY
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| Reginald is going to HELP
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| Oh that sof aq b
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| You remember how we talkjedc about how we have to stop this?
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| Ytes
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| I was wrong. We HAVE to stop this.
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| Roasalie planning to kidnap Doris to be sacrificed
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| Yes -- he should be
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| YTou're a mean person and I waqnt a fate point if I do that
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| Is she disappointd we havent stopped her evil plot?
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| It isn't HER evil plot!
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| Would V actually take some of this?
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| No, God No, I don't want to be like my mother!
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| I'm sure your wont casue a scene
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| only if you give me a fate point
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| Everybody's my ally until I DECIDE to kill them.
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| If I must
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| I told you that is the proper way to run aWAY FROM gentlemen
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| They aren't gentlemen
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| Explosives
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| Lure gargoyles up
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| Wait, Alice, I want to see this!
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| Is my fiance here or in another castle?
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| Leane, Edgar, and Raven -- faerie
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| Emile -- Limehouse
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| Does she speak English?
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| No, but the dog can tell you what to say.
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| I do however inte3nd to learn chinese
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| I love that any more...
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| First... Any more??
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| That is news.
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| Isn't it.
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| I wasnt aware I ever did
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| I wasnt aware you ever did either
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| Wow that's one way to get Gentrified.
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| Next sesssoon is Bookery, 1 July
| | ==Alice's Dinner Party== |
| | | ==Queen Victoria Goes to War with the Fae== |
| What trouble am I going to get into today -- no, that's the wrong question. Sophronia, what trouble should I get into today?
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| If we're going to talk about such volatile topics, we might as well just tell the truth.
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| Peter Tillinghast is a sweet, gentle -- well, relatively compassionate -- soul with all the brains of a pile of buttons.
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| An abolitionist!
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| Ooh, a Quaker Abolitionist!
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| Mr. Harnell? If you want a doctor you could marry him to Dr. Butler.
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| Martin Croyle
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| ******
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| Narrative inevitablilty
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| I havbe a plan
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| Im not so sure about your plan and I dont know abouty that letter
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| Its not so much a new plan as another stage in the The Plan
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| Your father didn't give you a bnday part y like that
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| thanks goodness
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| did your father give you a party at all?
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| If I do this to him is it out of period?
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| Oh father, we've found you a friend
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| Right, better clothes. And date. WE CAQN do this
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| you are so lucky im hleping S help alice help vaness cuz otherwise id be help[ing you
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| It's about time for him to be a little more out
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| Intereting choice of words
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| I'm sorry Ive been ouyted as a decent man. Whill you still have me?
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| Id have you even if you were ACTUALLY A DECENT MAN
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| You dontenjoy invading faerie to take down an evil king whos possesing a friend of outs?
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| I do. I wd just rather party than plan it.
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| Op-er-a-tin-aql se-cur-i-tyt, all caps periods
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| Who caresw? I'm curious.
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| Do you know victor thats a little outside my skill set
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| Victor wd you like me to get you a thousand feet of spider silik
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| Do you know father, not everyone with ytour talents has your good sense as well.
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| It's cvomplicated
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| theres a war on i understand that
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| I buess its not that comlictaed
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| I wish top know nothing about it
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| you wont be coming?
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| I think you r foamnce at the wedding woudl be far too0 appropriate
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| Perhaps campiooon will show up
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| havbe a nive time dear
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| Even campion not showing up as it is more scandalous if alice remains elatively pure
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| Sophronia, do you want to help Victor out?
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| I'm thinking about it.
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| V I arribve on time! WHAT IS WRONG with you people?... I guesws Ishould arribe fashionabnle late
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| Your highness, I beg your pardon, but something horrible may have haqppened to me knight
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| Sir Knight... the shapehachanger, gregory, is afteaid something horrible has happened to you. Has it?
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| No, tell him I'll be there at what society considers a proper hour
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| No, G, nothing harrible has happened to mr. K. He intends to be late.
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| No, never.
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| Something about societal expaectations
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| Dear God, he's capable of learningt
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| Not spying, dang it! I'm trying to be a decent -- no, not really. I'm just not that interested in their relationship foibles, and am distracted by Angelina.
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| R: Finally!
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| Oh. Do I approve of the union?
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| YTou seemed to think it was a good idea.
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| Oh, excellent. Is it?
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| NMo,I dont want to know what asoula wd do to us if we misplaced her fiance
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| And I'm certainly notdealuing with wintsont compliangin about this marriage he's been working so hard on putting up with going cockeyed
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| I think we can rely upon mama's force of will to dragf us bnavk
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| I wasnt going to say it. It seemed rude.
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| Only if u say it without a smile.
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| Did you enjoy the party?
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| Oh yes, very much so!
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| I think you have a bit of grammar trouble.
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| KJerberan Grammarians!
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| I don't suppose Martianh has words for your present self and your future selfg?
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| Actually,k it does.
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| I don't suppose youd teach them to me.
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| I can, but I don't think it will help you much in English.
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| Best man
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| Maid of Honor: Sophronia and Alice are each others
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| I simmply dont think we should invite people to the wedding merely because we are afraid of what they might do. It might start a trend!
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| No one would inbite us to anyone.
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| We'd have the opposite problem -- wed have too many invitations!
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| You did make a promise ---
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| Not my child!
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| Vioctor, it's perfedctly all right if you want to kill him, but I think that is a little beyond the pale
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| Edgar
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| the Doyles
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| Archibald is going to be Gr's best maqn
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| Emile is going to be Victort's
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| Gregrory is George's
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| Isa there a hospital for the heart
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| yes but I don't recommend any gentleman go there
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| Soma: V and A: Good quality medical instruments,
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| G and S: A lady of few needs and much taste
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| G and A: Small art objecvt to insprie her own efforts
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| Alice likes sheer fabrics of black, red, and green | |
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| Will for Sophronia
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| Hi, we just hijacked one of you7r ships. We just want to ask one of your prisoners a few wquetions
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| WE ARE NOT pirates. Pirates steal things. We're more like... stowaaways. but you can retrocactively pretend we were here the whole time if it makes it easier
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| I'm going to do what I do betrs
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| Lie through your teeth?
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| Pretenmd youre someone else?
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| make a Guile attack
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| So didn't want may family at this wedding
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| OH no, he didn't
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| I think she get5sa a fate point. She made the table ;augh
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| Has Elspeth been compliaining abou7t the weather in Britain?
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| Yes. It's not raining enough men
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| I doubt he did this only with Merrill
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| What he's been uyp to -- anyone else in financial straits
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| Prob not nobles -- or fringy nobles.
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| Predeators prey on the weakst members of the pack -- I'm familiar with this concept. s/herd/pack
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| 19 to follow
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| 11 for rumor mongering, 12
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| Creahador is back from france -- or course he's not --
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| I am going to remember the conversation exactly!
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| Because he's a robot
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| No he's not
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| Because he's one of asimov's robots
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| Okay, he's a con artist, and he's been fleecing quite a number of y\our friends and I want to get their money b ack. And your father's. Oh, oh of course...
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| His ability bounced right off winston
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| Oh he's psychic then
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| seem s to be Or your cousin is just that stubborn
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| Milo Pepperton could have heard of this Marvelous Investment Opportunity
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| Your juwst upset you didnt get a bachelor party
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| I'm not sure how that applies to opening up someone else's head
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| No he wants to run the con cuz he didnt gtet to go anyone else fun
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| 15 vs 8
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| Agni, in Soma's name
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| God has 2 hands, think of me as the left hand
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| 5 vs 3
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| In love with braxen lass
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| 5 vs 5
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| Obswev3e im exploit
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| Heir of P
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| Please all people all time
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| 6 vs 6
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| 7 phys -- 5
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| 5 vs 2
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| 5 vs 3
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| 4 vs 2
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| I swear he will grow and be a better man for this
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| 3 vs 3
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| Concede
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| By Branma the Sustainer and Haruman the Trickster
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| Moiney is returned
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| REobert is advised to consult frances about future investments
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| Is there going to be a riot
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| I think going to be is the wrong tense
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| Alice, which of us is best at causing things NOT to explode?
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| ASlice: Me
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| right you can put a forcefield between anyone and we can all go home
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| So I'm not going to predict that complete lack of romance
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| Cousin! Cousing! Cousin!
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| Cousinhj! Cousin! Cousin!
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| And you said there would be no one Japanese at theis wedding!
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| I forgot he'd been to Japan!
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| Some of them are my wedding guests./ You aqre not going to shoot my wedding gbuests!
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| I dont think anyone has thought to outslaw autocannons
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| 3rd party accidental or deliberate triggering
| | ==Penultimate Session: Helping Alice Return== |
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| We made them pigwon proof, but failed to make them tamar proof
| | ==Notes from Ultimate Session to Date== |
