Kerberos Club

• Tuesday March 19 2013 is next session
• Thursday March 28, 2013 is next session.

Players

• GM: Lisa Padol
• Chris Bell: Abraham Lincoln, 28
• Kristen Hendricks: Sophronia Wilkinson, 6
• Joshua Kronengold: Alice Beauchamp, 19
• Alden Strock: Reginald Hunter, AKA Gregory Sage, 23
• Nunzio Thron: Victor Knight, 21 or 22

World

• Status Quo Aspects
• Kerberos Club Aspects
• Locations
• Who's Who
• Kerberos Session Summaries
• Kerberos Fate Timeline

Meta

• Lisa's experiments in character creation
• GM Lessons Learned
• Charts and House Rules Need to see if I can upload files or not.
• Previous Fate Point Totals
• Rank for Nobles
• Online Character Generator: http://apopheniaevolved.com/content/kerberos_club_custom_skill_generator
• File:KerbFateTrappings.xls This has my list of which trappings go with which common skills, what the cost of each common skill is as a unique or strange skill, and various other useful bits of miscellaneous information.

• Alice: 8 -- 6 or min
• Reginald: 6 -- 7
• Sophronia: 6 -- 6
• Victor: 8 -- 9
• Henry / Neville: 1
• Lord George Mace: 5 Fate points (aka 1 Refresh)
• Lady Angelina Durless: 1 Fate point
• Martin: 1 Fate point. Aspect: That Looks Tasty!
• Anne: 1 Fate point
• Lady Sage: 1 Fate point
• Lord Winston Beauchamp: Either 1 or 2 Fate points depending on what one gives Compelled NPCs

• John Murray fell off island and No One Could Have Survived That
• Lady Gladys Edeso and Miss Elizabeth Imrie dead near island's original location
• Prince of Bosso-Kuni somewhere in Africa
• Reverend James Park -- China
• Mr. John Gray -- Egypt
• Victor Keyhoe -- NYC
• Edward Wodehouse -- China
• Jacoby Weiss -- NYC

So now _you_ get to take your lover's attacks.

This I'm used to. (requesting scorpions)

I would prefer the two of you to have your fights out of the public eye.

Consequence: I Hate My Friends

Aspect: Vase of Ashes

Aspect: Flying Ghul Mummies!

How quickly can you collapse the temple?

Not as quickly as she can.

Mummies remain mummified even when they are immobilized.

But they were only my illusion, Victor! It was obvious.

Noxious substances in one's pocket

Oh that did happen! Well, now we're even. So, what are we going to do about those mummies.

Why would you want to hyp Victor?

When he becomes a power hungry meglamanical

how could you tell thedifferntce

he becomes slightly less annoying

he stops sayin should and starts saying shall

Sounds wet

Alice, can we put some kind of lock on victor's mind?

How about we put a lock on the door instead?

So I'm protecting him body and mind

I feel so manly

What, hiding under Alice's skirts?

Hey, they are very strong skirts.

Yes, they are.

So Victor has too many bas right now? I've lost track of how many bas he has. You're not making a very good sheep.

Aspect: Alice's Eyes Are Closed

Aspect: Giant Mf'g Snake In My Mf'g Temple

I'm ure that if you rubbed martain against my scales you cd build up a lovely static charge

we'll call that plan b

I'm never goingto get the stain out of these gloves

Just put it down

Statueof liberty

Do you think Khentykawes might be angry with us?

If you want to be Absolutely Safe, just kill Victor

And burn my heart

And burn his heart

Mind I don't endorse this plan

While Victor has the most atrocious history possible, I'm afraid we're just going to take him as he is.

And anyway myfather isn't atrocious in the slightest and that's all my history -- unless you count all of faerie.

I wonder if that could be your other parent -- did we ever find out who that was.

NO.

All right then.

Why not? All right I admit having a bunch of power hungry maniacs coming after me for my heart because they think it will resurrect a dead dark queen who will reward would be mildly inconvenient, but other than that I dont see the problem

Really victor, we scheduled Thursdays for that sort of thing. I Really don't want to take another day out of my schedule for that.

All right. First ordr of business: I need to get a new coat

I don't think you'll find one in the middle of the desert

Besides we have to fly to new york

SO we do

I can't believe that I'm suggesting the sensible course of action

Catch prhases a la DERPG

Can new martians disguise themselves as humans or faeries

We've never seen a new martian

One is probably a member of the ker club

We're seen what they claim they look like

If there's another one of these buried under ny... we need to good to ny

You mean before manhattan is excavatd

it sounds dirty

you live in london

it's completely different -- its filled with English

Oh for an american, lincoln is quite deboinnaire

No, he is a rather interesting specifimen even for an american

To be fair she said nothing about the babenga. they do not live in ny, taht I know of

Let's start with the Lip

Hey! The lip is very refined

I like the lip!

And his associates --

Some of them are very refined.

Is this the 1st time you've been outside of eng and france?

We went to ireland

So you did. Is this the first time you've been more than 500 miles outside of eng?

Bathing sounds terribly wet

no, I oil myself. It's not the same thing at all

If you pick up oil it's wet

No, it's oily

Two pieces of metal in oil rub against each other smoothly. 2 pces in water don't. Trust me on this. And metal covered in oil doesn't rust.

We are disccusing oil

And watter and slipperyness

So. We were going to fly an island!

To NY!

V: 6 -> 7

S: 6

A: 8

R: 5

I say we park it on Columbia and take the railway down from Harlem

Are you particularly unhappy with Columbia this week?

Mid Pennsylvannia

Why? There are people all over the Eastern Seaboard.

Bottom of the Atlantic?

So, gravity works faster for you

George Mace

Angelina Durless

Nina Hopkins

Deosa

Dr. Hollingsworth

You were a bad influence!

Always my dear. Those are the best sort.

I don't think that's a compliment.

Do you have an opera appropriate suit?

No!

My opera appropriate suits are really esy to pack

I am going to polish my hair

I want to fly over what will be central park to make sure no fairies

You can just telepath it -- who cares?

But letters!

Kristen gets it.

If nothing else, you can send urchins.

Urchinmail!

Everywhere's an exit when you have an alice

Giant stretches of wilderness have no business being near a city

The giant stretch of wilderness feels the same way about the city

Is he related to you? I've noticed everyone annoying is related to you.

So you are saying that we are left with the horrible choice of either allowing the New Martians to invade or damaging art?

Alice, how do you say "princess" in Martian?

It's a combination of the words ruler, beauty, and danger.

Danger is only in there as a side effect! It's a corruption!

Yes, it's a suffix. But, nevertheless, it is there.

How did he recognize you?

He's a peasant. She's a princess.

Or she can just deprive it of oxygen

That was my plan yes

Chemistry works

Actually i was planning to deprive it of air

Oxygen is more difficult?

Sorting the atoms one at a time

You have enough precision to do so?

With time, I can meditate

Barley and wheat

it was when i had more patience

It is a green crystal beacon that you could perhaps

Hulk Smash!

Are you really a full inch taller than sophronia in this form?

It's the inert remains of mutually annihilating light.

Yes!

That hurts my head so much.

Photographers club

Why the big flashing light cured his headache

So, who's the away team this time?

Shard of crystal

You want to give them harmless boring thin?gs?

Yes! Yes! That is correct! Funny that you should notice that! What is _wrong_ with you people?