Remy Piper's Letter to Martin

Dear Mr. Locksley:

It is possible I might be able to contact someone who may be capable of acquiring the fluid you requested. Of course, you will understand that such negotiations are both expensive, require respect for anonymity, and are delicate in nature. It is in the nature of these matters that I would be more likely to succeed if I traded some of the books you sent me to hold.

If this is not possible for some reason, I will, of course, continue to respect your choices in these matters and charge accordingly

As for “Mi-Go,” I might be able to find something, although if you want a direct line, there are additional complications to consider. One either needs to know where they are already, which seems to require knowing the answer before asking the question, or one needs to be outside the Earth's atmosphere, which is typically considered hazardous to one's health.

“Magical rocks” is a little non-specific. “Magical rocks believed to ward against evil” is still somewhat broad. I can get books that discuss various rocks believed to fall into that category, and I may be able to get some rocks believed to have those properties. However, I can make no guarantee that any of the books or rocks will be what you want. And, of course, those most likely to be effective are those hardest to obtain. Again, I would be more likely to be able to get these by trading some of the books, but even so, I cannot guarantee that any of them are what you are looking for. Specifics, please - what kind of rock? Where would this be? Why do you think there is one?

As to the question of bodily resurrection, from everything I have heard or read, if it desired by some lazy procrastinator who doesn`t know how to efficiently use time, it is almost certainly a Monkey's Paw situation. Are you sure you want this kind of information, if it even exists? Additionally, it would be more likely, &c.

Despite my busy schedule, I await your reply.

Best regards, Remy Piper