The Tomb of Khentykawes
So now _you_ get to take your lover's attacks.
This I'm used to. (requesting scorpions)
I would prefer the two of you to have your fights out of the public eye.
Consequence: I Hate My Friends
Aspect: Vase of Ashes
Aspect: Flying Ghul Mummies!
How quickly can you collapse the temple?
Not as quickly as she can.
Mummies remain mummified even when they are immobilized.
But they were only my illusion, Victor! It was obvious.
Noxious substances in one's pocket
Oh that did happen! Well, now we're even. So, what are we going to do about those mummies.
Why would you want to hyp Victor?
When he becomes a power hungry meglamanical
how could you tell thedifferntce
he becomes slightly less annoying
he stops sayin should and starts saying shall
Sounds wet
Alice, can we put some kind of lock on victor's mind?
How about we put a lock on the door instead?
So I'm protecting him body and mind
I feel so manly
What, hiding under Alice's skirts?
Hey, they are very strong skirts.
Yes, they are.
So Victor has too many bas right now? I've lost track of how many bas he has. You're not making a very good sheep.
Aspect: Alice's Eyes Are Closed
Aspect: Giant Mf'g Snake In My Mf'g Temple
I'm ure that if you rubbed martain against my scales you cd build up a lovely static charge
we'll call that plan b
I'm never goingto get the stain out of these gloves
Just put it down
Statueof liberty
Do you think Khentykawes might be angry with us?
If you want to be Absolutely Safe, just kill Victor
And burn my heart
And burn his heart
Mind I don't endorse this plan
While Victor has the most atrocious history possible, I'm afraid we're just going to take him as he is.
And anyway myfather isn't atrocious in the slightest and that's all my history -- unless you count all of faerie.
I wonder if that could be your other parent -- did we ever find out who that was.
NO.
All right then.
Why not? All right I admit having a bunch of power hungry maniacs coming after me for my heart because they think it will resurrect a dead dark queen who will reward would be mildly inconvenient, but other than that I dont see the problem
Really victor, we scheduled Thursdays for that sort of thing. I Really don't want to take another day out of my schedule for that.
All right. First ordr of business: I need to get a new coat
I don't think you'll find one in the middle of the desert
Besides we have to fly to new york
SO we do
I can't believe that I'm suggesting the sensible course of action
Catch prhases a la DERPG
Can new martians disguise themselves as humans or faeries
We've never seen a new martian
One is probably a member of the ker club
We're seen what they claim they look like
If there's another one of these buried under ny... we need to good to ny
You mean before manhattan is excavatd
it sounds dirty
you live in london
it's completely different -- its filled with English
Oh for an american, lincoln is quite deboinnaire
No, he is a rather interesting specifimen even for an american
To be fair she said nothing about the babenga. they do not live in ny, taht I know of
Let's start with the Lip
Hey! The lip is very refined
I like the lip!
And his associates --
Some of them are very refined.
Is this the 1st time you've been outside of eng and france?
We went to ireland
So you did. Is this the first time you've been more than 500 miles outside of eng?
Bathing sounds terribly wet
no, I oil myself. It's not the same thing at all
If you pick up oil it's wet
No, it's oily
Two pieces of metal in oil rub against each other smoothly. 2 pces in water don't. Trust me on this. And metal covered in oil doesn't rust.
We are disccusing oil
And watter and slipperyness
So. We were going to fly an island!
To NY!
