29 October 2014 Session

Liberty Island -- weddings -- allowed only at night

500 guests minimum, 1 hour

Apparently the correct forms are filled out in your heart.

Jimmy: I would trespass to save the city.

Arthur: But are we saving the city if we're breaking the law?

Jimmy: Arthur, man, that's conflicted stuff that goes on in your brain.

No, I have an even worse idea than that!

Ms. Piggy tried that on Kermit!

Huge walls around Liberty Island -- it's either that or get married to her.

I don't even know if she'd say yes.

To the walls?

To the wedding.

I can make it into a corsage.

Wait, this is your second NotDate.

Traditionally, on the third NotDate, you have NotSex.

Potion of Troll Spit

Oysters and Sparkling Wine

Doesn't he look kind of glassy eyed?

Don't they -both- look kind of glassy eyed?

Crazy Stupid Love

Diff set to 8

Roll was 5, plus free Invoke of Budding Romance plus another Aspect.

Did Arthur propose marriage --

What have you told Vic?

Nothing -- good luck! Bye!

I even took Pluto off.

Put it back on -- it's still a planet mystically -- symbolically.

Do we have to have tattoos on our butts?

I'm not having a tattoo on my butt.

Arthur puts the tattoo machine away.

Warding: DOES IT WORK VS HUMANS?

• Jimmy = Apple Jack? No, Pinkie Pie
• Kelly = Twilight Sparkle
• Kara = Rainbow Dash
• Vic = Fluttershy
• Arthur = Rarity
• Bernard = Apple Jack

Does Bernard's apartment have a hidden room?

No, this is still a New York apartment.

Because Kelly is Easily Flustered, she broke a flower pot, clear evidence of her presence.

Jimmy: We can't tell Arthur about any of this!

Arthur's Romantic Gesture: I know you like cuts, so here are some cuts for you.

It's like the mix tape of bureaucracy.

Invite to a ritual.

Audrey: Might I bring a couple of friends?

Arthur: I don't see why not.

Digression: Hocus Focus -> Avram's idea of James Bond Villain's Minions, with the tilt being "And the James Bond arrived..."

Reverend Willard, Unitarian City Chaplain

Jimmy (in blissful innocence): So, what are we gonna do if Audrey Finch shows up?

Mud wrestling

Jimmy: Hey, I could get a poo of mud going...

Kelly: You're going to video tape this and sell it on the internet?

Jimmy: No! Hey! That's a great idea!